The TRUMP Card…or Shirt…

(..this isn’t gonna go over well…I’m just warnin’ ya…)

The 1st time I saw this guy at the gym wearing a nice, tight, stylish, cotton, ultra-sweat producing (Don) Trump t-shirt while working out, I barely noticed………….but, I did….

The 2nd time I saw the same guy wearing a different colored tight, stylish, cotton, sweaty Trump t-shirt while working out, I said to myself, ‘there’s that same guy again…hmmm’…

The 3rd time I saw the same guy wearing quite a different tight, cotton, Trump-supporting t-shirt while working out, I was like, ‘what’s up with this guy…are you kidding me…’…

The 4th time I saw the same loser wearing quite another Trump-imaged (on the front) t-shirt while working out, I thought, ‘WHAT THE FUCK…’…(I probably thought it 3 times…)..

The 5th time I saw the same idiot producing yet another tight Donny T t-shirt (okay, they’re repeating now, but it’s much funnier if you think he has about 30 of these…perhaps he does..), I was like, ‘Am I fucking seeing things here…does anyone else notice this loser…’…no one answered…

The 6th time I saw this same pathetic male human…..I just wanted to grab that fucking backpack he carries around (what the fuck is in there that’s so important that you must have it with you all the fucking time…) and slam it right across his fucking face…I didn’t even notice if he had on a fucking t-shirt or not…

(I know, it’s going off the rails now…I warned ya…….sorry…)

The 7th time I saw this waste of a person wearing his Trump National golf shirt in the gym, I wanted to grab my fucking 6-iron and take a huge-ass divot out of his fucking left ankle…I was thinking of hitting a nice little draw with this shot against the wind…..

On the 8th day of Christmas, Trump continued to sport the ‘long black socks’ look while wearing his favorite Republican party supporting t-shirt…I’m not a big fan of the long, pulled up socks look as you know, especially when you’re wearing the Eddie Bauer pair Mommy bought you when you were 14…God, I hate this fucking guy…

The 9th time I saw The Donald working out, I was calm and collected and just said, ‘John, let it go man, let it go…it’s not bothering anyone else, why should it bother you…let it go…’………but I fucking can’t…ask yourself (yes you, the person reading this..), wouldn’t you find this strange if you happened to notice it…you’re damn right you would…good, thanks…

The 10th time I  witnessed this same………yeah, we’re done here…I won’t put you through any more of this…This is totally true…I’ve never seen this fucking guy without a Trump t-shirt on in the gym…I can give a fuck it’s Trump on the shirt…I’m about as political as the new German Shepherd I have living with me…I really don’t care…it could be Denzel Washington on the shirt…or Tina Fey…or Reggie Jackson…or Richard Simmons…or John Boehner (I had to google another political person…)…the point is one human being wearing the same shit over and over again…I know, I know, he supports Trump’s shit and agenda, but I don’t fucking care…I support Trump too…he builds some nice-ass golf courses all around the world…and speaks his mind…like someone else you know…and read….

You guys all have a nice day today, okay….

 

One thought on “The TRUMP Card…or Shirt…

  1. I’m concerned about you. You really need to get laid John. Boy I feel sorry for that poor girl. Good luck!

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