!!!SAMTSIRHC MERRY

I really, really wish I can take credit for this clever piece of writing coming up…I’m in a college football bowl pool and the guy who runs it sent this years ago…He sends the same thing every year and every year I look forward to it and laugh like it’s the first time I read it…Very cute, in my opinion…

A ‘heads up’ to those men who may be regular Home Depot customers. Over the last month I became a victim of a clever scam while out shopping at Home Depot. Here’s how the scam works:
Two seriously good-looking 20-21 year-old girls come over to your car as you are packing your shopping into the trunk. They both start wiping your windshield with a rag and Windex, with their breasts almost falling out of their skimpy T-shirts. It is impossible not to look. When you thank them and offer them a tip, they say ‘No’ and instead ask you for a ride to another Home Depot. You agree and they get in the backseat. On the way, they start undressing. Then one of them climbs over into the front seat and starts crawling all over you, while the other one steals your wallet.
I had my wallet stolen November 4th, 9th, 10th, twice on the 15th, 17th, 20th, & 24th, December 1st, 4th, twice on the 8th,and three times last Saturday and very likely again this upcoming weekend.
So tell your friends to be careful.
P.S. Wal-Mart has wallets on sale for $2.99.

If you didn’t at least smile, you have no hope…I feel bad for ya…

Lastly, I finally found a place for my awesome piece of artwork I was given…Reminds me every minute I watch TV just how fucking awesome the Saw movies are…

Hmmm…Retherford won a match…that’s odd…

Merry Christmas Everybody…

Warmest regards,

John-John

 

 

One thought on “!!!SAMTSIRHC MERRY

  1. I did smile. Actually chuckled. How come Christmas is spelled backwards but merry isn’t? That’s my question.
    But that artwork is awesome. I love Freddy Kruger but I didn’t know he was in the Saw Movies

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